Twilight – 5 Years Later

By True Post on February 9, 2010

See the Vampire and his Girlfriend in their very own webseries…"Intercourse With a Vampire" www.vampire.atom.com "Vampires don't get old, unless you date one." Episode #1: www.atom.com Episode #2: www.atom.com Episode #3: www.atom.com Even extra sexy vampires can't be extra sexy all the time. This is the scene they left out of Twilight the movie. Starring Kristen Carney & Jacob Fleisher Directed & Edited by Jenessa Joffe Written by Jacob Fleisher Sound & Lighting by Jason Bounds Big Ups to the AVON STREET WRITING CREW! www.jacobfleisher.com

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25 responses to “Twilight – 5 Years Later”

lseraf
February 20, 2009 at 7:55 am | Permalink

Very good
MeMyselfandi345
February 22, 2009 at 2:14 am | Permalink

Umm…was that like a spoof of Edward and Bella in 5 years? that was NOTHING like Twilight!!! that was KIND OF funny but the title does not fit it!
moonlightvamp
March 12, 2009 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

haha that was good!
xxDotDotDotxx
March 13, 2009 at 5:48 am | Permalink

lol
the blood down there . . .
gaypplreadthis
March 15, 2009 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

wow why do you spread this crap seriously?
mimibrat89
March 16, 2009 at 12:59 am | Permalink

Is this really about Twilight???

Because it’s NOTHING like it. Kinda funny though…reminded me of Buffy more.
MrsJasperCulle08
March 18, 2009 at 2:41 am | Permalink

That was sick as fuck
he’s trynna eat her period blood?
Fitchsticks
March 18, 2009 at 9:44 am | Permalink

I don’t think it’s supposed to be Bella Sue and Sexward the Stalker, it’s a general comment on what the reality of dating a vampire long term would be.

And is, demonstrably, hilarious.
KlumsyBellagirl
March 18, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

Whats the end song? I like it. Oh and this was slightly funny, It wasn’t anything like twilight.
mandisaeshields95
March 21, 2009 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

lol ill give u a lil spiderbite … downstairs… dats so gross dat guy is sick lol
ijoinedforjoe
March 22, 2009 at 12:32 am | Permalink

hahaha i found this a few days ago and i can’t stop watching it! think it is hilarious. great acting too!!
irg19
April 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

LOLLLLL
jackjiezhang
April 5, 2009 at 9:27 am | Permalink

lols it’s halirious
neri65
April 8, 2009 at 10:41 am | Permalink

hahahaha man i love your videos.. u should write for madtv or something ;D
AnnaAsylum
June 2, 2009 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

hahahahhahaha . omg . i love twilight, but this was hilarious .
MolinaProductions
June 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

Wow…
wow…
Wow…………
Wow…..
BrutalScream669
June 18, 2009 at 11:28 am | Permalink

hahahahaha.
BillyJoe354
June 28, 2009 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

haahahhahahahahahaha
Catheliah
July 7, 2009 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

Best Twilight spoof EVAR!!!!! XD LOOOL
Catheliah
July 7, 2009 at 11:44 pm | Permalink

dude it says ” spoof “
Catheliah
July 7, 2009 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

it wasn’t meant to
SpiceWhale
July 13, 2009 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

You have one twisted mind for thinking up this shit…….. pervert
corpsechild
September 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

What that guy says is inaccurate. Anne Rice didn’t leave the menstrual blood thing out of her books, it was actually in The Vampire Lestat (IIRC), he does the same thing to some televangelist chick. I haven’t read the books in nearly ten years so I don’t remember how it all went exactly, but I know she included that at least ;P Otherwise, funny video
LunaManor
November 10, 2009 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

its so funny though XD
LunaManor
November 10, 2009 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

dude I didn’t know that. huh. ooooh anne rice.

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